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Image via Wikipedia You know those night­mares we get from time to time where some­thing bad is hap­pen­ing and no mat­ter how loud you scream, it just doesn’t seem loud enough. No mat­ter how hard you try to run, your legs just won’t move.  Yes­ter­day I expe­ri­enced that nightmare…in real life. We were at Gremlin’s football […]

 Dear Diary, I wanted to record my con­ver­sa­tion with Grem­lin about how babies are born. I’m afraid I won’t remem­ber if I don’t write it down.  Geez O’Pete! I’m 37 not 73, yet I’ve already for­got­ten some of the details! Some­how the con­ver­sa­tion started with Old­Man, then he asked me if I wanted him to […]

I’m anx­ious to hold on to my boys as long as pos­si­ble, but if we could by-pass this whole grow­ing pain/growing stum­bles thing, I would greatly appre­ci­ate it. Old­man is a bean pole whose feet and legs won’t stop grow­ing.  I bought him 2 pairs of jeans and 3 weeks later they were capris.  In November, […]

Despite the fact that the kitchen needed to be cleaned like nobody’s busi­ness, this is just a nasty pic­ture, isn’t it?  I mean how long has it been since I cleaned the dog’s bowl??  Poor Grem­lin, must have been pretty hun­gry.  I don’t know, his father was “watch­ing” him at the time! (When I fixed his […]

Dear Strep, This is an offi­cial noti­fi­ca­tion that you have bro­ken all con­trac­tual vis­i­ta­tion rights.  As agreed, one visit a year is all you are allowed.  I under­stand that visit is good for my chil­dren because it actu­ally boosts their immune sys­tem.  How­ever, vis­it­ing Grem­lin every 2–4 weeks is NOT a part of your visitation […]

Word­less Wednes­day Mechan­i­cal Grem­lin try­ing to “see how it works”. See other Word­less Wednes­day post at 5 min­utes for mom too!