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Gremlin

Scared mad

June 3, 2009

Image via Wikipedia You know those nightmares we get from time to time where something bad is happening and no matter how loud you scream, it just doesn’t seem loud enough. No matter how hard you try to run, your legs just won’t move. Yesterday I experienced that nightmare…in real life. We were at Gremlin’s [...]

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Moooooo!

March 11, 2009

Dear Diary, I wanted to record my conversation with Gremlin about how babies are born. I’m afraid I won’t remember if I don’t write it down. Geez O’Pete! I’m 37 not 73, yet I’ve already forgotten some of the details! Somehow the conversation started with OldMan, then he asked me if I wanted him to [...]

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Growing gliches

February 2, 2009

I’m anxious to hold on to my boys as long as possible, but if we could by-pass this whole growing pain/growing stumbles thing, I would greatly appreciate it. Oldman is a bean pole whose feet and legs won’t stop growing. I bought him 2 pairs of jeans and 3 weeks later they were capris. In [...]

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‘Fro: Alpo-licious

January 15, 2009

Despite the fact that the kitchen needed to be cleaned like nobody’s business, this is just a nasty picture, isn’t it? I mean how long has it been since I cleaned the dog’s bowl?? Poor Gremlin, must have been pretty hungry. I don’t know, his father was “watching” him at the time! (When I fixed [...]

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Just a little note

January 6, 2009

Dear Strep, This is an official notification that you have broken all contractual visitation rights. As agreed, one visit a year is all you are allowed. I understand that visit is good for my children because it actually boosts their immune system. However, visiting Gremlin every 2-4 weeks is NOT a part of your visitation [...]

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