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Grem­lin: Mom, what’s your job? Me: My job is being your mom, honey. Grem­lin: Well, that’s not enough. Me: Why not? That’s hard work some­times, ya know? Grem­lin: Weeeeell, Jesus said you have to have 3 jobs. what. sigh Me: Ok, so 1) I’m your mom, 2) I help peo­ple with com­puter soft­ware and 3) I’m daddy’s wife. How’s that? […]

I’ve told every­one I can think of, but have to post as it’s just TOO much fun! Did you know you can change your Face­book lan­guage to Pirate? No kid­ding! 2 easy clicks: ~ Go to the bot­tom of the FB page and click on the link that says ‘Eng­lish’. ~Then click on ‘Eng­lish (Pirate)beta’ and […]

Laugh­ter is the best med­i­cine. Hi. My name is Jenny and I have a bois­te­ri­ous laugh. I’m not sure when it started. I was always a bit of a loud child.  So much so that my grand­mother would tell me if I laughed like that one more time she would flush my head down the toilet.  […]

Warn­ing: the word tit can be vul­gar to some in the US…but that’s not really the case in other coun­tries. Please keep this in mind as you read this post. I do NOT want to offend any­one, but wanted to post this to show some cre­ative ways peo­ple have helped those with breast can­cer. With […]

I was going back and look­ing through some posts and good grief! You guys crack me up! Like this past meme…I just knew I was going to get some hurlers on the mucus plug shot, but NOOOOooooo. You guys were dying over the nose and braces part! It’s not dis­gust­ing to have a girl get […]

…when you’ve got live news in the Ozarks?! It’s amaz­ing to me just how often I sit down to catch impor­tant news and find myself on the floor in hys­te­ria. Like the other day… Did you know that if you’re hav­ing a hard time mak­ing a hole in your wall for your TV cables you could […]