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It’s sup­pose to be a Mar­t­ian Mat­ters guy with a runny nose. It looks more like he’s lac­tat­ing to me!

What do you think of when some­one says they want to pam­per you on a night out. Food, wine, mas­sages, etc? How about watch­ing prac­ti­cally nekkid men get­ting spray-tanned?! Yes, maam!  And for the record, they were no George Clooney, but enter­tain­ing all the same. Last night I went out with some friends to a “Ladies Nite […]

…or was it a Drunken Mon­key? I don’t know, but for fun you should find out what your habit is.  My friend, Ninker sent this site to me this past week­end. It was really fun!  You pick from a bunch of phở­tos to depict your thoughts about a cer­tain topic.  Then “they” put it all […]

Dear Chris Edwards, Hi.  You might not remem­ber me, but I bet your “fel­las” do! I feel I need to apol­o­gize and explain my hor­ri­bly rude behav­ior to you every time you came to flirt with me.  See I was 11 years old and I thought you were the cutest boy in school, so obvi­ously that […]

Grem­lin has a wee-wee. He’ll be 5 in a cou­ple of weeks and yet every morn­ing he greets me with his wee-wee in hand. For all you pervs…it’s a blan­ket! Some­where in his funny lit­tle 1-year-old mind, blan­ket sounded like wee-wee. And it stuck. How could it NOT! He would say: “I pay wif my wee-wee, mom!” […]

Picked up the kids from school and stopped by the bank.  Or as my boys call it Sucker Heaven. Two Pink Lemon­ade dum-dum’s later they were feelin’ good! They were imag­in­ing if the world was one big sucker so I asked them, if you were a sucker and could be any fla­vor you wanted, what […]