From the category archives:

Say what?

Not what it appears

July 10, 2009

It’s suppose to be a Martian Matters guy with a runny nose. It looks more like he’s lactating to me!

What do you think of when someone says they want to pamper you on a night out. Food, wine, massages, etc? How about watching practically nekkid men getting spray-tanned?! Yes, maam! And for the record, they were no George Clooney, but entertaining all the same. Last night I went out with some friends to a [...]

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I’m a Junkie Monkey…

August 25, 2008

…or was it a Drunken Monkey? I don’t know, but for fun you should find out what your habit is. My friend, Ninker sent this site to me this past weekend. It was really fun! You pick from a bunch of photos to depict your thoughts about a certain topic. Then “they” put it all [...]

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Past due apology

August 1, 2008

Dear Chris Edwards, Hi. You might not remember me, but I bet your “fellas” do! I feel I need to apologize and explain my horribly rude behavior to you every time you came to flirt with me. See I was 11 years old and I thought you were the cutest boy in school, so obviously [...]

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Gremlin’s attachment

June 11, 2008

Gremlin has a wee-wee. He’ll be 5 in a couple of weeks and yet every morning he greets me with his wee-wee in hand. For all you pervs…it’s a blanket! Somewhere in his funny little 1-year-old mind, blanket sounded like wee-wee. And it stuck. How could it NOT! He would say: “I pay wif my [...]

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Testosterone children

May 2, 2008

Picked up the kids from school and stopped by the bank. Or as my boys call it Sucker Heaven. Two Pink Lemonade dum-dum’s later they were feelin’ good! They were imagining if the world was one big sucker so I asked them, if you were a sucker and could be any flavor you wanted, what [...]

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