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I’ve been on diets before. Or rather I’ve cheated on diets before. A few weeks ago I stood on the scale and about lost my uppers. I had never been that heavy in my life. How­ever, I have had a pretty stress­ful year and  I had just turned 40. Bye, bye metab­o­lism! It was time […]

  When Grem­lin was 3, we lost all his under­oos in var­i­ous homes in a mat­ter of 2 months.   Robin’s fun writ­ing prompt!

I sit here think­ing I should be doing some­thing about this 40 thing. Like maybe let­ting “him” know I’m here. *eye roll* Hurry up and wait. I’m not sure how I’m sup­posed to feel at 40, but I don’t feel any dif­fer­ent than yes­ter­day when I was 39. It was so much cooler turn­ing 10…double dig­its!! Then 20 […]

Cur­rently… 1. LISTENING: To my boys defeat zom­bies on Roblox, Boomer chas­ing rab­bits in her dreams, Norah Jonas croon­ing. 2. EATING: The hottest South Indian soup known to mankind (burns out the aller­gies) and Wheat Thins. 3. DRINKING: Watered down Diet Coke from Braum’s…from lunch. (The ice tea isn’t done yet.) 4. WEARING: Long-sleeve gray t-shirt, jeans…and […]

Today, Old­man learned what the word “Hooker” means. We’re both a little sad…

Any­one with a child knows that bound­aries can be hard to main­tain, but they make life so much sim­pler in the long run. I gave up New Year Res­o­lu­tions years ago. It was just another dis­ap­point­ment that I had to over­come.  I thought doing away with res­o­lu­tions made me a super cool rebel­lious chick. Lame, I […]