Sunday Confessions — A Name by Any Other Name

We’re learn­ing a lit­tle Hebrew in my Old Tes­ta­ment class. It helps to under­stand what the hey-hoo was REALLY going on dur­ing the Abraham-Moses era.

Our Hebrew word of the day today is ‘Beth’; which means ‘house of’. For example -

Beth­la­ham — House of Bread
Bethel — House of God

Now stay with me…this is one of those if A=1, then B=2.

My offi­cial name is Jenny Beth. And every­one knows that Jenny is a female donkey.

Do you see where I’m going with this?

*Garfield eyes*

Jenny Beth = House of Jack@$$

I’m meant for great­ness, I tell ya.

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6 Responses to “Sunday Confessions — A Name by Any Other Name”

  1. […] This post was men­tioned on Twit­ter by Jen­Wel­ton. Jen­Wel­ton said: LOL! RT @girlnigel: A Name by any other Name http://bit.ly/bkQ2AF I love this! I won­der what my name would mean besides “dark haired boy.” […]

  2. Prudence says:

    That’s hilar­i­ous.

  3. Nancy says:

    That’s the fun­ni­est thing I’ve read on the inter­net in some while. And that’s say­ing something.

  4. […] On the first day of classes for this past semes­ter, I found out that I wasn’t sup­posed to have taken another class with my Stat class. Why? Because Stat’s was going to kick my rear!! At first I was hacked that my advi­sor didn’t “advise” me prop­erly. Then I set my jaw and dug my heels in.  (I am a bit stubborn.) […]

  5. Catherine says:

    I love your sense of humor!

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