I feel the need to set something straight. There seems to be a misunderstanding amongst coffee drinkers that if you don’t take your coffee black that you’re not a TRUE coffee drinker. To that I say most professionally, “Psssshhhhaw!!
I have tried to curb my coffee intake no less than 50 gazillion times with no luck…that makes me a coffee addict, not just a coffee drinker. When I wake up in the morning, my body may be awake, but my mind is snoozing soundly until my lips wrap themselves around a hot cup of java.
However, I do not drink it black. I like a little sumpin’-sumpin’ with “the joe”. I don’t drink Folders even though I cry every time Peter comes home for Christmas. I don’t drink Maxwell House even though I completely dig their amateur singers. I’m completely addicted to Dunkin Donuts and Trader Joes. A little Cinnamon Spice and Wintery Blend make me crave it more. The marketer in me jumps for joy over how well the coffee does its job. [High five, you crazy lil’ bean!]
So don’t judge me if I ask for a little accessory to accompany my staple drink. I’m much more than just a coffee drinker. I’m a fancy-pants coffee drinker!
…now can I be in your club, already??