Jenny 867‑5309

What I would do to get the domain name: 8675309.com! When I was look­ing for my cur­rent URL (a year or so ago), 8675309.com was owned by a 14 year old girl by the name of ‘Kim’…or rather her par­ents owned it. About this same time I was dri­ving around town and a com­mer­cial came across the radio for some local com­pany by the name of Benjamin-something-or-another. Their busi­ness num­ber was 867‑5309…they even played a bit of the song! How in the world is Ben­jamin even remotely con­nected to Jenny? Now, if their busi­ness name was Tommy, then I would under­stand a bit more. But Ben­jamin?? …sigh…

There’s not a lot that we Jenny’s have to hold on to, as far as stand­ing out. I mean our name was the top baby girl name for 14 years! How can you be orig­i­nal with that many Jenny’s?? There’s even proof…Facebook has this goofy lit­tle quiz where it rates the orig­i­nal­ity of your par­ents by what they named you. Oh, c’mon you know it: Big fat F- on that one for any­one who named their daugh­ter Jenny. Not just an F, but an F minus.

Then good ol’ Tommy Tutone comes out with 867‑5309.  I mean, the words are a bit pathetic and creepy, but WE HAVE A SONG NAMED FOR US! Heh.…

My blog’s URL might be an SEO night­mare, but it’s what I’ve got…it’s me. “I” get stuck in people’s heads.

My job is done here…sing with me…

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2 Responses to “Jenny 867‑5309”

  1. Jenn says:

    I am singing with ya girl! I took the FB quiz… F– how bad is it when you get the minus added to an F.… an F is an F, THEY are send­ing our par­ents a mes­sage.… it isn’t just WRONG to pick a name lack­ing in orig­i­nal­ity… it is worse than fail­ure! F-.…. popularity.…going with the crowd… DON’T do it peo­ple… here is me in school? “JENN, JENNIFER, JENNY.…” 2/3 of the female pop­u­la­tion turns and it is then that we make the pledge in our hearts NEVER to use a pop­u­lar name when ever we have kids.… I made sure the names we picked were NOT on the top 10 list…NOUGH said.

  2. D... says:

    I feel your pain, I really do. But, I’m stuck on the fact that a 14 yo girl had her par­ents buy her a domain name. Why?

    Now, it is pretty cool to have a song. How I long for a song with Dana in it. Sigh.

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