This is an official notification that you have broken all contractual visitation rights. As agreed, one visit a year is all you are allowed. I understand that visit is good for my children because it actually boosts their immune system. However, visiting Gremlin every 2-4 weeks is NOT a part of your visitation rights. It’s rude, inconvenient and costs me money. Besides the fact that it’s a little hard for me to work when I’m catering to a sick child.
Gremlin is scared of you. He’s afraid that you are going to turn into Peri-Anal Strep and that is not ok. Also, you could be at fault for having a hand in injuring a doctor. A conversation that I overheard last night:
Gremlin: If he [doctor] thinks he’s putting that stick down my throat, I’ll…I’ll…I’ll kick him in the….well, YOU know.
Oldman: (hee, hee)….where?
Gremlin: (whispering)….his fuzzy beanbags!
So you see, Strep, you must go and bother someone else. Outside of this household.
Best of luck in your endeavors,