Plastic surgery of a new breed

When I first saw these I thought, “Ok, cute earrings, but no big deal.”

Oh.was.I.wrong.

These aren’t just some white stone earrings.

They’re silicone dog nuts.

And I’m not talking pistacios people!

WACKO WEBSITE #2

Check out Neuticles – as in Neutered T**ticles.

So the story goes, this guy needed to neuter his dog, but, bottom-line? Didn’t want his dog’s feels hurt.

(Oh geez…I’m not sure I’ll be able to finish this without losing it!)

So he got with some vet’s and designed a CTI (Canine T**ticular Implant). It took 2 years and over 1 1/2 million dollars.  Dude! Just give me flippin’ 10% of that I’ll be happier than your dog was!!

Get this though…it’s been 13 years since they invented Neuticles and there are over 250,000 dogs with fake nuts! And apparently a few people wearing them as jewelry.

Now….you have officially heard it all!

Have a great weekend ya’ll!

(Mum, I know you begged me not to post this, but well….Happy Mother’s Day!)

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