When I first saw these I thought, “Ok, cute earrings, but no big deal.”
These aren’t just some white stone earrings.
They’re silicone dog nuts.
And I’m not talking pistacios people!
WACKO WEBSITE #2
Check out Neuticles – as in Neutered T**ticles.
So the story goes, this guy needed to neuter his dog, but, bottom-line? Didn’t want his dog’s feels hurt.
(Oh geez…I’m not sure I’ll be able to finish this without losing it!)
So he got with some vet’s and designed a CTI (Canine T**ticular Implant). It took 2 years and over 1 1/2 million dollars. Dude! Just give me flippin’ 10% of that I’ll be happier than your dog was!!
Get this though…it’s been 13 years since they invented Neuticles and there are over 250,000 dogs with fake nuts! And apparently a few people wearing them as jewelry.
Now….you have officially heard it all!
Have a great weekend ya’ll!
(Mum, I know you begged me not to post this, but well….Happy Mother’s Day!)