Costliest pluck ever

Since 60-year-old women throw­ing under­wear at you on stage isn’t embar­rass­ing enough, Tom Jones decided to take it a step fur­ther. He’s gone and insured his chest hair for 7 mil­lion dol­lars! SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS!

Are you kid­ding me?! I know guys that spend mil­lions of dol­lars try­ing to keep that fuzz off their chest and he thinks his is worth 7 mil? Appar­ently the Lords of Lon­don guys do too cause their insur­ing him. I’d like to know if they’re going to pay up when he’s 90 and every hair on his body is in the shower drain!

In doing some research (because I’m a very thor­ough kind of gal), I found that he’s Welch and hasn’t always been hairy. See?…

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Also accord­ing to this web­site, the Welsh can’t stand him:

The Welsh actu­ally hate Tom Jones with a pas­sion. Although singing is a national pass time in Wales, most think that Tom ditched his roots when he turned his back on singing down the coal mines and chang­ing his coal clad over­als for his tight suits and sex sym­bol sta­tus.
As a result Tom had to move to Amer­ica where he could sniff all the under­wear thrown at him dur­ing his shows in peace with­out hav­ing coal thrown through his win­dows. Tom did try to build bridges with the Welsh 10 years ago by agree­ing to do a gig down a coal mine for the min­ers, but his voice was so pow­er­ful that it caused the mine to cave in over the audience.”

Wow…that is so hot.

P.S. I hear through the Ozark rumor mill that Bön Jovi will be in Kansas City April 17th and 20th!!  I think the 20th is sold out but there might be tick­ets avail­able on the 17th.…HELLO!!!!!!!! 

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9 Responses to “Costliest pluck ever”

  1. The Gidge says:

    What’s New Pussy­cat? Woah woah woah woah.….

    Use an E, JenGi, 8 starts with E.

    Bon­Jovi? Kansas City? Wanna?Wanna?Huh?Huh???????
    ~Gidget

  2. If I insured the hair on my legs would that mean I would have to shave any more?

    Ugh, I kind of grossed myself out with that one.

    I think I’ll change my ring tone back to Livin’ On A Prayer! I gonna go buy a pack of lighters!

  3. BTW, the library e-mailed me. Your birth­day not-really-a-gift is due back tomor­row (Sat.)!

  4. I saw that story on the news too and didn’t get it. Aren’t all the rock stars and wannabes wax­ing their chests? Per­son­ally I like a happy medium, a cou­ple hairs but not baby smooth. Tom doesn’t do it for me.

  5. Misty Dawn says:

    Yeah well — we’ve checked… the Bön Jovi tick­ets… EX Pen SIVE!

  6. D... says:

    I saw that about Tom Jones and had to scratch my head. Fad­ing ‘sexy’ star did what?????

    As for Bön Jovi, totally do it if you can swing it!!!

  7. Bubba's Sis says:

    I sec­ond D’s opin­ion — Bön Jovi WILL be worth it! Chris Daugh­try is open­ing for him! I’m tellin’ ya, when D and I get back from our Bön Jovi Road Trip we are gonna have PRICELESS sto­ries to tell!

    Our tick­ets weren’t that expen­sive — because we’re sit­ting on the roof. But hey, we’ll be there! Maybe we’ll throw our panties at him.…

  8. trinity says:

    Hola Jen, I am here again..how are u? hope you all are fine. God bless you!

  9. charmed says:

    Oh, I so need to see Bön Jovi. Espe­cially since Daugh­try is open­ing.…. Off to go troll tick­ets and see if he’s near me.

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