What should’ve been said

To the 8 mid-life crisis guys, dressed up in camo, fueling their 4-wheelers, getting ready for some “huntin'”:

“You cannot pull off Joey Tribbiani’s line, “How you doin'”, when you’re 40-something and have more hair on your face than you do on your head.  You do not excite me one bit.  Especially when I know that you’re about to pour something all over yourself that smells like a female deer’s pee, just so you can attract a horny buck.  So put away the testesterone and save it for the hunt.”

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