What should’ve been said
To the 8 mid-life crisis guys, dressed up in camo, fueling their 4-wheelers, getting ready for some “huntin’”:
“You cannot pull off Joey Tribbiani’s line, “How you doin’”, when you’re 40-something and have more hair on your face than you do on your head. You do not excite me one bit. Especially when I know that you’re about to pour something all over yourself that smells like a female deer’s pee, just so you can attract a horny buck. So put away the testesterone and save it for the hunt.”
Why do we always think up good replies afterwards? Dang!
I thought I’d finally stop in to say hi. The way Stacey goes on about you I thought I’d better check you out for myself!
Were these guys from the steakhouse that saw you on the saddle and think you are 26?
Heh heh.
Sexayyyy! Maybe we’ll run into some of those down home hotties next weekend? j/w The Gidge
Hey…just thought I’d let you know that we laid the bass and drums tracks in the studio yesterday…it sounds incredible!
lmao — you’re a trip
I love this, this is hilarious. Please tell me you actually said it, please, just lie and say you did, so I can laugh even harder.
Bwahahahaha! Yep, that’s what should have been said!
LOL this is soooo true!!!!
love ya girl